Took two of my grandsons to breakfast with me at Wecks. There I introduced them to Mayor Gregg Hull. Later when they returned home, they told their parents.”Papa knows the President!”
A story I remember, told by John Davidson (His father was a preacher)
(John) Dad, can I use the car for prom coming up in a couple of months?
(Dad) If three things happen!
- You have to get straight A’s on your report card.
- You have to read your Bible every day.
- You have to cut your hair.
On the night of the prom.
(John) Can I have the keys to the car, Dad?
(Dad) You had to do three things!
(John) I got straight A’s and read my Bible every day!
(Dad) But you didn’t cut your hair!
Thinking as fast as he could, John came up with the following:
(John) Jesus had long hair!
but Dad was way ahead of him
(Dad) And Jesus walked everywhere too!
On a flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew,
the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
Which way do I go? (Theology humor)
There had been a lot of dissension in the church, and one day it came to a head. The congregation met, and decided we need to determine which way our theology should go. So the Calvinists gathered on one side of the room and the Arminianists on the other side. The count was tied 40 Calvinists to 40 Arminianists. There was just one man left in the middle, and he seemed undecided. He would look at the Calvinists for a while, then he would look towards the Arminianists for a while. Finally, he walked over to the Calvinists. One of the Calvinists asked him, “Why are you here?” The man replied, “I chose to be here!” The Calvinist quickly replied, “You belong over there!” The Arminianists watched as the man crossed to their side of the room. When he arrived, one of the Arminianists asked, “Why are you here?” The man replied, “They sent me!” To which the Arminianist quickly replied, “You belong over there!”
BARRICKLOW 